The Wordsmith Blog™

1)Fine: This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. 2)Five Minutes: This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes" that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage. 3)Nothing: This really means, "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is usually accompanied by a woman's desire to turn you inside out, upside-down, and backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine." 4)Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine. 5)Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows): This means, "...